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terça-feira, abril 26, 2005
[just practicing...]"Night Of The Living Rats", "Rats Assassin", "Damn Rats", "Bite Me Rats"... that's everything I can think at this time of the night.... I fall asleep trying to keep awake with Garfield The Movie, then I had this weird dream about a strange camping in some scary place with some close friends.
After a while, my sister came up with the sentence "Shut up, Mel !", and after that, my mother, "This might be a damn rat!", at the same time my pooch dog was barking like hell. I couldn't know what a f*ck was going on, was I sleeping? Was I awoken? Still having some memory flashes and sense organs interpreting mixed up with the dream, I decided to go there and see what was going on... It was really a damn rat, held captive inside our kitchen gas security chamber. (Is that how I call it? =P Or "kitchen gas security 'hole'"...? For a moment I thought this was kind of nazi vocabulary... :/)
My dog didn't stop barking and would wake all my neighbors up. (Okay, now I am awake.) She (the dog :p) couldn't bite that pretty damn small rat. My little pooch girl needed more light to find that @#$king loser bastard. With no @#$king available lanterns I decided to go outside to do something. To use the water hose as a possible plan seemed better than "kerosene", as my mother planned.. :/ For me, kerosene and geysers don't seem to be cool friends.
I changed my clothes, wore two pants, jackets and boots, and I was ready (for the battle! =P It was really cold outside.).. but before crazy spurting water I remembered my mom about our videocamera, it has a nice light and then I could help my dog to find the rat. It's a pitty I couldn't find any tape... it would be at least something nasty taping that rat murder... whatever. (PETA will kill me after reading this damn-bad-hard-and-complex English practicing story/text. Sorry! I really like PETA. I am for PETA.)
And there I was, no signal of the rat. My dog was happier with the backup, she stopped barking but was still nervous sniffing around, she knew the rat was somewhere near us. I took the broom to move the gas recipient and nothing about the rat. I gave the camera to my sister, and by the window she illuminated the 'geyser chamber'. Still using the broom I said "There's nothing here, Mel is teasing us..."... then moved a bit more, some ugly creature appeared in front of me... "@#%$@#¨#$ it's here! Eeeww.. It's here!!!" So, she chased that stinky bastard. It was hard to get it outta her teeth, but she finally spat that undead being. To finish him was way too disgusting. (..is it OK?) What a crap... a mammal! I don't kill even arachnids. :(
Mel, the rats (and pigeons) murderer
You might be asking yourselves why am I writing in English. Strange, huh... That's how I found it would be better for my practicing and learning. I am looking for a job and since I have no experience in engineering, what mostly call headhunters' attention is my "advanced English". For god's sake here is how I intend to increase my chances among my 'opponents', if I can call them so.
I'm really upset whenever I find these translating things, and a good way for not translating things is to THINK in that specific language. In some interviews I've participated they asked me to translate texts "English-to-Portuguese" and "Portuguese-to-English". It is horrible to make tranlating writings, then I think it's much better to read the thing, understand and then re-think directly to that language. Hence this should be the natural process for "translating" stuff... a bit more complicated, but Real - just need more training. So, wanna make a quick test for my English? Talk to me, make me think in English... don't send me a pure translating exercise. I enjoyed my last interview 'cause I think they correctly made the test with me. GOOD =D
Portuguese is so boring, we've already practiced it enough.
Thus let's get back to our English improving.
(daaaaaammmmmmmnnn I am not a rat assassin... my sister's gerbil looks like it... dammmnnn)
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Q. How do you know you are in the right path?
A. I don't. (I feel it.)
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